get to know me meme - [1/5] favorite movies: pitch perfect (2012)

But if you think this is just some high school club where you can sing and dance your way through any big social issue or confused sexuality, you have come to the wrong place. There is none of that here. That is high school, this shit is real life.”

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Bridesmaids (2011)

"Why can’t you be happy for me and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?"



Gentlemen Broncos (2009)

"Within my breast meat, there is a famine. No more sweets in the mammary cannon. You are Gorganna, my eagle, my queen. Your ovaries will destroy me. Collect me in your wings. I am just a man! And I want to breed! Together, we will learn to love, you gorgeous hag, you freak machine."

March 16  ♥  35 notes


Step Brothers (2008)

"Why do you have Randy Jackson’s autograph on a martial arts weapon?"
“‘Cause I bumped into him and all I had on me was this samurai sword, and you’re not gonna not get Randy Jackson’s autograph, right?”



Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)

"You can mess with a lot of things, but you can’t mess with kids on Christmas."



We’re the Millers (2013)

"Lord, we thank thee for the blessing of this family vacation. May David find his bliss and bring us all back home safely. May Kenny and Casey fortify their sibling bond over the warm glow of our devout hearts. And may this entire airplane find safe passage and a bountiful life. Even the Jews. Amen."



The To Do List (2013)

"Freshman year is like one big sexual pop quiz. You need to do your homework."